As of 10-19-09

Ok, I couldn´t get the comment platform I wanted installed here, so, being the patient guy that I am, I gave up (!) and just created a new Blogspot blog instead, where the comments actually work now. I´ll probably still post here from time to time, but honestly, I like the feel of the other place better, so I´m gonna be tinkering around with it for a while. Feel free to head over and leave me some input (questions, comments, criticism, verbal abuse, abject adoration, whatever). I´ve only got a couple of test-type posts up, but I say they´re worth a visit or two. I´m at:

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10.16.2009

Today on Phallus Phriday: What to get for the POTUS who has everything; or, What says "we love you, Obama!" better than a Whale Penis Leather Interior?



Well, taxpayer, put your mind at ease. Just in time for Christmas (only 70 shopping days left, folks) the Dartz group has unveiled the world’s most expensive, luxurious and strongest armored car. The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car, to be exact:



"The Red Diamond features a matte ruby red paint job, gold-plated bulletproof windows, 22′ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels, tungsten and white gold gauges decorated with diamonds and rubies, an additional outside kevlar coating, custom Vertu mobile phone with a panic button, and, yes, a “whale penis leather” interior.

That´s right! Whale. Penis. Leather. Interior. What better safety feature could there be than an interior that would function as the perfect camouflage for our president and double as a reminder to him of his continuing mission of emasculating our nation?


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