"what Roman Polanski did was wrong but ..."

One liberal pundit or another (banality = interchangeability) was bleating on and on, and I actually heard the words "what Roman Polanski did was wrong but ..." and it hit me like an air horn in a Trappist monastery. With a simple wave of the conjunctive wand, we now believe that we can explain away absolutely anything!

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To apply a caveat to the forcible rape of a 13-year-old girl by a 40-year-old euro-lech armed with quaaludes and bubbly (and ably assisted by a brain-dead parent) is akin to sailing around the Cape of Good Hope to visit the corner store.

From: Dennis Miller: The other side of 'but'


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Today on Phallus Phriday: What to get for the POTUS who has everything; or, What says "we love you, Obama!" better than a Whale Penis Leather Interior?

Well, taxpayer, put your mind at ease. Just in time for Christmas (only 70 shopping days left, folks) the Dartz group has unveiled the world’s most expensive, luxurious and strongest armored car. The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car, to be exact:

"The Red Diamond features a matte ruby red paint job, gold-plated bulletproof windows, 22′ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels, tungsten and white gold gauges decorated with diamonds and rubies, an additional outside kevlar coating, custom Vertu mobile phone with a panic button, and, yes, a “whale penis leather” interior.

That´s right! Whale. Penis. Leather. Interior. What better safety feature could there be than an interior that would function as the perfect camouflage for our president and double as a reminder to him of his continuing mission of emasculating our nation?


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So safety experts, worried that hybrids pose a threat if pedestrians, children and others can’t hear them approaching, want automakers to supply some digitally enhanced vroom.

Good Idea. If I may recommend a tone:



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Hey Balloon Boy,

Yo, Imma let you finish, but Will Robinson had one of the best spaceship malfunctions OF ALL TIME.

4 jobs created or saved, 29,999,996 to go! Barack Hussein Obama

One program, which launched a month ago, gives $3,000 to employers who hire people whose unemployment benefits have run out. Four people have been hired so far through the program

mmm, mmm, mmm

Rush Limbaugh: "It´s a facinating thing to watch otherwise professional journalists totally embarass themselves by repeating fabricated, made up quotes I have never said."

To sum up...

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